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Our Best Dad Jokes for Father's Day
In case you couldn’t tell from our punderful hamper labels (From the Apple of Your Eye hamper, anyone?), we love a good pun. So in honour of father’s day, we’ve put together a round-up of some of our favourite puns and dad jokes that are so good they’ll make you groan.
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
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What time should you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
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I used to work in a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking a couple of days off.
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Don’t trust atoms - they make up everything!
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The best part of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
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What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.
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How do you organise an outer-space party? You planet.
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I’ve forgotten all my boomerang jokes but I’m sure they’ll come back to me.
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What do you call it when a hen looks at a lettuce? Chicken caesar salad.
Still got space for more puns? Lucky for you, our Father’s Day hampers are stuffed full of ‘em.
Posted By Hay Hampers
at 31/05/2018
