Father's Day hampers 

 

In case you couldn’t tell from our punderful hamper labels (From the Apple of Your Eye hamper, anyone?), we love a good pun. So in honour of father’s day, we’ve put together a round-up of some of our favourite puns and dad jokes that are so good they’ll make you groan.

 

  1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

  2. Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

  3. What time should you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.

  4. I used to work in a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking a couple of days off.

  5. Don’t trust atoms - they make up everything!

  6. The best part of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

  7. What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.

  8. How do you organise an outer-space party? You planet.

  9. I’ve forgotten all my boomerang jokes but I’m sure they’ll come back to me.

  10. What do you call it when a hen looks at a lettuce? Chicken caesar salad.


Still got space for more puns? Lucky for you, our Father’s Day hampers are stuffed full of ‘em.